I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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