how can u be prego again
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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