I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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