Don't you send me to vm
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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