Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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