Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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