this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
