So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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