goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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