I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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