mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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