But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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