maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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