she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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