we're blogging at a bar
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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