But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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