Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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