At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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