Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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