we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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