just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize