People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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