Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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