my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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