Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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