Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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