I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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