it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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