Just cropdusted the office
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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