Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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