Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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