But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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