Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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