BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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