Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just high enough for therapy.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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