How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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