Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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