Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
