I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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