why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And the cops told us we were all naked.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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