Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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