I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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