Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
