We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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