plz talk dirty to me
kristin has been a bad kristin
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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