If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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