He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
In America we eat man semen.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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