Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So much rum. So many feels.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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