nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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