i barfeds in our rink
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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