I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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