State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i out mim tonsoeep
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