evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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