Fuck appropriateness.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
